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    Sowell on the Occupiers

    Dr.Thomas Sowell (born June 30, 1930) is an African American economist, social theorist, political philosopher, and author. A National Humanities Medal winner, he advocates laissez-faire economics and writes from a libertarian perspective. He is currently a Rose and Milton...
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    Where are the men who brought down Wall St.?

    Where are the three men who brought down Wall Street? WhERE ARE THEY NOW? Surprise Answer At The End... The three men who brought down Wall Street. Here's a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives who brought down Wall Street (Remember the housing bubble, and...
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    New preamble to the constitution

    NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our...
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    2011 Darwin Awards

    It's with great pleasure that I announce..... It's that time again.....The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. You may recall that last year's winner...
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    Sleeping with Mick

    The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess...
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    You might be a Wall Street Occupier if....

    1. You moved to a tent in Zucotti Park because you always wanted a nicer place to live. 2. You quit your “job” to attend the protests, but your mother continues your allowance and now does the dishes herself. ... 3. You are confused that you can’t find the Wal-Mart on Wall Street. 4...
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    Gubmint and how Gubmint works

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they...
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    Just when you think you heard it all

    "Any president whose actions so consistently refute his own words must have deep contempt for the intelligence of the American public." The obama administration told U.S. owned Hawker Beechcraft earlier this week they are being excluded from bidding on the US Air Force contract for a light...
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    Retirement

    Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch...
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    NDAA Bill Signed Into Law....

    The USA would be a better place if the ACLU and the Supreme Court were abolished.
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    10 poorest cities in America

    VERY INTERESTING ALL THE WAY TO THE END.... 10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1. Detroit , MI 32.5% 2. Buffalo , NY 29.9% 3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8% 4. Cleveland , OH 27.0% 5...
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    Cajun Math Test

    A Cajun wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Cajun says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three...
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    Blonde

    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go...
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    Who's your daddy?

    The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of...
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    A harmonica at Carnegie Hall

    I'm a harmonica player, and I can't tell you how many hours of pleasure it has given me over the years. I learned to play a little marine band harmonica when I was about 10 years old. The harmonica is an instrument you can put in your pocket and take it where ever you go. I play it when I'm...
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    Who'da Thunk

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in...
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    Brush stroke Christmas Card

    Merry Christmas to All!! Elion
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    A letter from Patty

    Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming , Co-Chair of Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats. Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana ... I think she is a little ticked...
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    Not all theives are stupid

    This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. GPS A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and...
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    Gobeki Teplai

    Oldest archeological site ever found. 12,000-year-old unexplained structure. [VIDEO]
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