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Sistine Chapel Now this is really something! This is what makes the Internet so spectacular! MOVE THE MOUSE AROUND AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, also move the wheel on the mouse to zoom in and out.. Here is an amazing bit of technology that you would never see in person, as you would NEVER be...

Here are some tattoos you may want to copy on yourself. http://www.masalatime.com/?p=700

I replaced sweets mostly with fruit. I still hit a chocolate now and again. Fruits that are good for you as the sugars are absorbed and used quickly are: melons pineapple strawberries not so good: citrus bananas grapes Take your meds, excercise, eat every 6 hours, and check your sugar til you...

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shops to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me...

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR...

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was...

First each interprets the way they choose. Second, nobody really knows ,as nobody can "prove" anything, Third, none of us were there when the Old Testament was written, nor when it was transcribed language to language. Fourth, it's a moot point REALLY! ....and lastly on the tattoo issue, I've...

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The...

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A hooded robber burst into a Kansas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Kansas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked...

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a...

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get...

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The Only Pair of Matching Singing Bird Pistols, Attributed to Frères Rochat | Watches | Video | Christie's

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, Jan. 29, 2012 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in...

The current plight of the Costa Concordia reminds me of a comment made by Churchill. After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship. “There are...

MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl...

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet...

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