Turtle

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  MoneyLx

• Feb 3, 2016

Hello, turtle how can i change m'y display name

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  Turtle

• Jan 1, 2016

My wish for this year is that everyone get exactly what they deserve.

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  Turtle

• Dec 5, 2015

Never trust a psychic wearing a Band-Aid.

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  Turtle

• Nov 28, 2015

And once again this year, no Black Friday deals at the pharmacy.

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  Turtle

• Oct 29, 2015

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look over there! That one is shaped like an idiot!"

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  Turtle

• Oct 20, 2015

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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  Turtle

• Sep 1, 2015

I appreciate the song "The Boys are Back in Town" because it answers the age-old question: Are the boys back in town y/n?

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  Turtle

• Aug 31, 2015

While I subscribe to the theory of an infinite number of universes with an infinite number of turtles, in none of them am I dancing.

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  Turtle

• Apr 20, 2015

Has a restraining order from Jennifer Aniston

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  Turtle

• Apr 20, 2015

Getting ready to come back in-service