1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim fanatic
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
You may be a Muslim fanatic
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim fanatic
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim fanatic
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim fanatic