After several years I finally beat my old Panther on hold time record. My previous record was 72 minutes. My new record is 75½ minutes. That's like 1 hour, 15 minutes and 30 seconds. I probably should have tried to push it further but I was exhausted and hung up. The dirge playing in the background and the occasional "We appreciate your patience, all of our professionals are busy with other customers" wore me down.
After a few days rest I will resume training for my new goal of 90 minutes.
Because Diane and I fondly remember life on the road and are sympathetic to expediters, we'd like to extend the services of our personal training staff to you as you train toward your new, 90-minute hold-time goal. If you happen to be in the Port Orange, FL area, stop in and these degreed and certified professionals will work with you to develop a training routine and put you through some exercises to get you started.
I will leave it to them to develop the specifics after they interview you to determine your strengths and weaknesses. In general, I would expect the training regimen to involve mental, muscle and nutrition training including:
* Practice prolonged sitting
* Overcome fatigue by doing squats while remaining on hold.
* React to mental drift.
* React to full bladder and bowels.
* Follow your nutrition plan to minimize bladder and bowel affects.
* Prepare for the actual event by rehearsing with a turned-off phone.
* Utilize mantras to maintain focus ("I want to hold for 90." "I won't hang up.")
* Build confidence by calling your trainer and having him or her put you on hold for increasingly longer periods of time.
Regarding the last point, in addition to our special expediter discount, the hold-time training can be provided at a further reduced rate since the trainer can totally ignore you while your hold-time training us underway. Ignoring you in this fashion will make the training for the actual event that much more realistic and applicable.
Quantity discounts apply. Depending on the number of sessions purchased, you could be placed on hold and ignored for as little as $45 per hour.