Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: -
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
No dancing, except with other guys
No sex except with other guys and camels
Bedsheets for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some dork in a tower 24/7
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of camel
You wipe your pooper with your hand
You cook over burning camel poop
Your wife is picked by someone else
Your wife smells worse than your camel
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better...and there are 72 virgins waiting for you.....maybe not all women...but what the hey"??
I mean could it get worse?????!!!
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
No dancing, except with other guys
No sex except with other guys and camels
Bedsheets for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some dork in a tower 24/7
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of camel
You wipe your pooper with your hand
You cook over burning camel poop
Your wife is picked by someone else
Your wife smells worse than your camel
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better...and there are 72 virgins waiting for you.....maybe not all women...but what the hey"??
I mean could it get worse?????!!!