Why terrorists are unhappy.

louixo · Aug 27, 2013

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are
so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops - No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel dung
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??
Well no kidding, Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
And unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership. > Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?

Maverick · Aug 27, 2013

How dumb can you get?

Here's another of your posts which mixes humor with political, social, or personal belief. What type of response do you hope to have for this one?

Let's do both.

The funny......I guess it depends on how one looks at it.

The reality and serious aspect? Anyone believing over, say, 10% of this, is in serious need of some real enlightenment. So, should one move on with the humor....or the reality? Just askin

Murraycroexp · Aug 27, 2013

Maverick said:
Here's another of your posts which mixes humor with political, social, or personal belief. What type of response do you hope to have for this one?

Let's do both.

The funny......I guess it depends on how one looks at it.

The reality and serious aspect? Anyone believing over, say, 10% of this, is in serious need of some real enlightenment. So, should one move on with the humor....or the reality? Just askin

Although bigotry comes in many shapes and sizes, this was just a "copy and paste" until the commentary was added at the bottom.
The OP obviously aims for humor but threw the suffix on it to personalize it.
Unless that was C&P'd also.
We may never know b

danthewolf00 · Aug 27, 2013

Go up to detroit to their little village and tell me they dont want it like home.

cheri1122 · Aug 27, 2013

There's a village of terrorists in Detroit?!!

Murraycroexp · Aug 28, 2013

cheri1122 said:
There's a village of terrorists in Detroit?!!

No doubt!!!!

Maverick · Aug 28, 2013

cheri1122 said:
There's a village of terrorists in Detroit?!!

They have a Zoo....so I've seen the signs posted for directions, but felt the way people drive over there, I was pretty sure I'd seen enough without paying for any luxuries, or extras.

skyraider · Aug 28, 2013

Just don't let a terrorist become an expediter, he or she would really be unhappy.lol

louixo · Aug 30, 2013

Maverick, and Murray...First, I vote for humor only. Secondly, if someone wants to hijack the thread, and turn it into a political football,have at it. In hindsight, I erred in not removing the comment at the end.

Maverick · Aug 30, 2013

louixo said:
Maverick, and Murray...First, I vote for humor only. Secondly, if someone wants to hijack the thread, and turn it into a political football,have at it. In hindsight, I erred in not removing the comment at the end.

The only reason I brought it up is because I erroneously took another one of your posts as more political, than humorous. You rightfully corrected me on that one, while at no time would I question your intent....once stated.

What struck me about this particular post is this; the realization if it were presented under any other race of people.....I could hear the screaming from roof tops already. Funny how that works.

Drive safe, and keep your britches outta the ditches.

sthfl2000 · Aug 31, 2013

Word on the street is the Chinese are very happy with Detroit...so much so they are buying up the city...Chinese standing with Russia both against the USA lately as they smell weakness...one has to think what Detroit will look like in 5yrs...hmmm

Maverick · Aug 31, 2013

sthfl2000 said:
Word on the street is the Chinese are very happy with Detroit...so much so they are buying up the city...Chinese standing with Russia both against the USA lately as they smell weakness...one has to think what Detroit will look like in 5yrs...hmmm

Good point.

And it's not the only thing being sold....or set aside, using the endangered spotted owl gambit. Foreign investors from all different countries are buying up US assets.

It's an International yard sale, if you will.

layoutshooter · Aug 31, 2013

sthfl2000 said:
Word on the street is the Chinese are very happy with Detroit...so much so they are buying up the city...Chinese standing with Russia both against the USA lately as they smell weakness...one has to think what Detroit will look like in 5yrs...hmmm

The Chinese have just about always stood with Russia against the US. Detroit will still be a hell hole in 5 years, unless the Chinese level it.

Maverick · Aug 31, 2013

layoutshooter said:
The Chinese have just about always stood with Russia against the US. Detroit will still be a hell hole in 5 years, unless the Chinese level it.

Have a different view and would agree on the surface. Since the thread is hijacked and we can play a little football?

It's my belief the two stated powers opposing US policy or direction is a very clever smoke screen. The quest for world government and socialist ideals are the same....as is the goal. The only conflict among these three powers, is who's going to run it.

It's why I wholly support American troops individually.......with realization it's governments who want or bring about war. It's been proven time and time again, they don't care about the men and women they send....it's all about what they want.

With all the latest developments and sabre rattling......one of these powers is going to betray another, and not because they're actually opposed....because the move will be made to control the whole system in the end.

Huge ego's and power have also proven this out....time and again.

layoutshooter · Aug 31, 2013

Maverick said:
Have a different view and would agree on the surface. Since the thread is hijacked and we can play a little football?

It's my belief the two stated powers opposing US policy or direction is a very clever smoke screen. The quest for world government and socialist ideals are the same....as is the goal. The only conflict among these three powers, is who's going to run it.

It's why I wholly support American troops individually.......with realization it's governments who want or bring about war. It's been proven time and time again, they don't care about the men and women they send....it's all about what they want.

With all the latest developments and sabre rattling......one of these powers is going to betray another, and not because they're actually opposed....because the move will be made to control the whole system in the end.

Huge ego's and power have also proven this out....time and again.