Well let’s see how this one plays out.
Parody... humorous or satirical mimicry
Dateline... Emerald Truck Plaza
Sunday February 27, 2005
Evidently due to the consumption of some spiked banana’s last night, the infamous Flying Napalm Bomb Tossing Monkey has arisen to find that the gates were left unattended and the “Wizard of OD’s” comments are once again the center of attention.
Many munchkins now understand that the Wizard is wearing contact lenses which automatically convert light waves into the distortions normally seen only with his personal mirror. They also are aware that his mirror has been stored in an unsecured location at the Emerald Truck Plaza.
While the keepers of the lights and gates were aware of the intruder’s statements, all had been taken well handled in the manner perceived as best for all the rest of us munchkins.
Seen swinging on a branch, about to take flight the Flying NBT Monkey, has been heard screaming about flamers and his distaste for them. It appears that the Flying NBT Monkey has discovered the Wizard’s mirror and views himself in a different image than all the munchkins collective visions. The Flying NBT monkey is well known to have personally ignited, torched, and used incendiary devices to destroy more threads than the collective efforts of all war protesting flag burners since 1964.
Meanwhile in another Plaza along the highway, as the antics of the Flying NBT Monkey are viewed by satellite remote, the munchkins residing there are rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter at the proclamation of his unwillingness to dwell in a place where flaming is allowed. It appears to all the little munchkins that the Flying mammal is still under the influence of the spiked bananas or has simply been gazing into the Wizard’s mirror much too long.
For you see the munchkins who have moved to the other Plaza have already posted warning signs at the entrances of the new location...
“Flying Napalm Tossing Monkeys, with a history of closing entrances to the truth will be shot on sight.”
