When reality sets in

louixo

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MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !!

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very
Much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
Buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
Beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 Different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think off saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar.. You know... They have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
Saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug outof the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey.. At the bar.... You know there's swearing,guy stuff, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CRAPHEAD! SIT YOUR ARSE
DOWN, SHUT UP, DRINK YOUR FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FRIGGIN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRIGGIN HORS D'OEUVRES,BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED BUTT ISN'T GOING TO ANY FRIGGIN BAR! THAT CRAP IS OVER, GOT IT, DIPWAD?"

And...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? -
 
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