Dreamer,
I was very specific about what I haul, I wasn’t trying to be a smart a** about it.
Most of what I haul ARE boxes that are banded to pallets. Sometimes the banding is plastic but most have been metal banding. Sometimes it also is boxes are shrink wrapped, but a lot of times there is banding around that.
Most of the time I try not to say what I haul, but I find that many of the WG units I have run into were quick to rub it in about what they are hauling. If I mentioned what I had on my truck, it was long after it was dropped off.
On A/E loads, everyone should just be very quiet about those loads, but that is the security person in me.