Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went intoa deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes upand sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named
them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an
idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother says, "Wow,
that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like
Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew."
them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an
idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the
girl's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother says, "Wow,
that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like
Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew."