Weather Forecast

Turtle

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KLST TV-8, the CBS affiliate in San Angelo, Texas gives us this weather forecast.

If you're easily offended by humor, don't click the link. Or click it and read the comments and then see if you want to be easily offended by humor. All I can say is, if I were the cameraman or anyone in the control room, I'd have pееd my pants. How this guy gave this report with a straight face I'll never know. Did he not see what he was looking at?

The “core rain,” the weatherman explains without cracking a smile, will not arrive until the weekend, as the steam air really needs to work its way around the storm to make it reach its peak intensity over the Concho Valley area.

The amount of discipline required here for the weatherman nor anyone in the studio to burst out laughing in response to this neat little meteorological Freudian is commendable. Whenever anyone disparages local news figures as being sometimes less professional than their cable or national network news counterparts, just imagine your favorite cable news personality being assigned the herculean task at not laughing at this meteorological, uhm, development, large enough to penetrate Mexico.

There are simply too many jokes to be had on this one. You name it from "Everything's bigger in Texas" to "Cloudy with a chance of Hot and Sticky" to "If the storm lasts more than four hours seek medical attention." There are too many... too many...
 
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