Watch Your Mailbox

[louixo]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were
in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.

 

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The instructions are also available in Farsi, Russian, Arabic and Chinese. Free reeducation camps are available for those who have problems learning new languages or refuse to.

 

[Ragman]

The instructions are also available in Farsi, Russian, Arabic and Chinese. Free reeducation camps are available for those who have problems learning new languages or refuse to.

 

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No need for theories, the reality these days are bad enough.