viviendo la vida del la persona loca

[Turtle]

Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin has finally confirmed what everyone already knew: He's gay.

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”

“What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment,” wrote Martin. “The word ‘happiness’ takes on a new meaning for me as of today.”

This is an historic day. And it gives me the courage to make an announcement of my own.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate heterosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word ‘happiness’ takes on a new meaning for me as of today.

I hope that, like Ricky Martin, this gets me in the news and gives me some publicity since my 15 minutes is also over.


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[Tennesseahawk]

He's so proud to be gay, he waited all this time to announce what we already knew?

 

[copdsux]

Saw in the news that "Chaz" Bono will have a hearing, on May 6, to officially change his/her name, and gender.

Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw: "Swing both ways, you'll never go home alone."

 

[moose]

Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw: "Swing both ways, you'll never go home alone."

O'h please don't go there ...
there thousands of fun Gay T shirts out there ...
I'd be posting a link , but it'l get get the boot real quick...
so yaall have to google it yourself...

 

[piper1]

and Chaz Bono Torque Converters

I heard they work really well...only in reverse though

 

[mjolnir131]

Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw: "Swing both ways, you'll never go home alone."

Stealing material from T.A. Falon's act ... oh wait thats me guess it's not stealing ...
" I glad I'm not bi, getting turned down by half the plant is bad enough,my ego can't take rejection from the whole plant"

my favorite lesbian pride shirt has to be "She may wear the pants but i wear the stap-on"