nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as
she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,
Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked
him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......smack his ass again!"
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as
she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,
Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked
him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......smack his ass again!"
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
