> That Mister Moot made a crude comment directed at
>you in your thread that was not called for. Very childish.
>But I do love his blog.
I don't recall ever writing a blog. I don't remember what I had for breakfast. Maybe you are confusing me with another blogster. Since you love my blog, may I assume you have read my book? If you have, then you know that expediting is a serious business. There are goals to meet, statistics to study, newbies to out perform, blogs to write, wheels to turn.
We also have to deal with shippers that ship, receivers that receive, we have fish to fry and hens to lay. So much to do that we rarely ever take time to have some fun. My reply to jaminjim was was a little bit of fun I allow myself every 5 or 6 weeks. It helps me relax, unwind and escape from the mad world of expediting. It's kinda like masturbation, without the fear of going blind.
Jim and I share the same ethnic background. That vulgarism you accused me of calling him is really a greeting in our native language. Asswhipe, is phonetically pronounced aus wee paay. Roughly translated it means; comrade or brother. Had Jim taken offense I sure he would let me know.
So you see Nancy, humor is something all successful expediters partake in on occasion. You should try it and I guarantee you won't go blind. Unless of course you bust out in a fit of laughter with a mouthful of boiling coffee and it come out your nose and eyes frying your retinas.
Come January 1, when E.O. limits us to 1 post/37 words per day I will have more time for my blog. I may even finish my second book. "Los Expeditos Magnifico Quarto" It is about a whacky Mexican husband, wife, wife's sister and husband team and their zany adventures north of the border. Another book in the works is "Its Crowded In Here" A story about an expediter with multiple personalities and never enough room in the sleeper.
Have a nice weekend. I'm on my way to Wedding,WI for a La Crosse ceremony. Bye, bye.
I just thought of a new book title. "I %*$#ing Kill To Shoot" About a serial killer/expediter who travels the country delivering freight, killing people all while dealing with dyslexia and Tourettes Syndrome.
I'm outa here! TTFN