bluejaybee
Veteran Expediter
A man comes to work on Monday morning and has two black eyes. Fellow worker asks, How did you get those black eyes? Man says, I got them in church yesterday. Fellow worker says, How in the world did that happen? Man explained, When we stood up to sing the invitation song, I noticed the lady's dress in front of me was in her butt so I thought I would do her a favor and pull it out. She turned and hit me right in the eye. Oh, said the fellow worker, that explains one, but how did you get the other? Man says, Well, I figured I had offended her, so I reached up there and put it back in.