Can't see London, Can't see France, til
we check your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady GaGa is really a lady.
Not to worry, my hands are still warm from the last person.
We handle more bills than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your underclothing.
Don't think of it as a grope, think of it as a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
You WERE a virgin.
TSA: touchin' squeezin' arrestin'.
We handle more packages than UPS.
Checkin' your moon so it don't go kaboom!
we check your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady GaGa is really a lady.
Not to worry, my hands are still warm from the last person.
We handle more bills than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your underclothing.
Don't think of it as a grope, think of it as a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
You WERE a virgin.
TSA: touchin' squeezin' arrestin'.
We handle more packages than UPS.
Checkin' your moon so it don't go kaboom!
