True Blonde

[Tennesee Trash]

A young man is standing on his desk when a young blonde female co-worker walks in,she ask "why are you on your desk"? The young man replied he wanted be off and since he didn't have any sick days left he was going to jump up and hang from the light fixture and when the boss asked what he was doing he was going to say he was a light bulb, seeing this he figured the boss would send him home because he was too stressed out and needed time off. Sure enough in comes the boss and the young man jumped on the light fixture and as planned he ask him what he thought he was doing , the young man replied he was a light bulb, the boss told the young man to get down and go home for the day as he must be over worked. The young man was leaving just then the young blonde picked up her coat and started out the door as well. The boss ask where are you going? The blonde replied you don't expect me to work in the dark do you!

 

[terryandrene]

Here's one for the women:

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's the matter?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten scum," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids."

 

[Twmaster]

Mommy!

Make the bad men stop!

--
Mike N

Faster than a speeding poulet.

Owner/Operator Big 'B'
Experienced
10 years auto transport
2 years local/distance expedite
Laurel, MD (Washington DC area)

 

[Tennesee Trash]

It seems a young blonde lady was going to work on a blustery and snowy day as she came up behind a truck in front of her she saw it was losing some of it's cargo.

She came to a stop light and exited her vehicle and ran up to the driver in the truck and said," sir my name is Lisa and you are losing something out of back of your truck" . The guy just looked at her and took off when the light changed.

She remained behind the truck and again came to a red light, she again exited her vehicle and ran up to the driver and said, "sir my name is Lisa and you are still losing something out the back of your truck". He looked at her like she had gone crazy and proceeded to drive off.

At the next signal the driver stopped his vehicle , got out and ran back to the blonde's car and said, "mam my name is Kevin and I am driving a salt truck'!!!!!!