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Truck Stop Weirdo

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pjjjjj

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Not sure of the name, but one of our members appears to have become a truckstop weirdo!

He was seen earlier today dropping his shorts in a truckstop restroom in front of the mirror, and after admiring himself, asked another patron to shoot a pic of his butt! Looks like he must have taken quite the fall!

After taking the pic, he on the floor and rolled onto his back, wincing in pain, and asked the patron to shoot a profile view. Notice the dainty feet!

Later he was seen out in the parking lot by his truck, counting his money to see how many buffets he could hit during the day's travels. Someone mentioned they thought his name was Doug something...
 

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pjjjjj

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Well jeez. Didn't you read Doug's post about falling in the shower at the truckstop? I guess nobody liked my new storyline huh? Well *eye* thought it was funny.. doesn't take much.. :D
 
layoutshooter

layoutshooter

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NO, I missed that one!!! Darn!! Well, your post makes sense now!! Geez, I can be slow, eh? :eek: Layoutshooter
 
inkasnana

inkasnana

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Well I thought your post was hilarious pjjjjj, but I didn't want to be the first one to respond to it. :D
 
wellarmed

wellarmed

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He enters the J goes to the counter and studders I,I would like a sho sho shower pl please,then the intercom sounds,driver number thirteen shower number thirteen is now ready.He slowly moves down the hall butt cheeks clinched as he comes to shower thirteen, he slowly enters his code 1313,beads of sweat form on his forehead,the buzzer sounds,he slowly reaches for the handle,the music from the outer limits echos in his head,slowly he opens the door,the hinges creek,slowly he enters,thoe it is another J the room looks hauntingly the same,the door slams shut he grabs the sink with one hand and wipes the sweat from his forehead with the other,then he looks in the mirror and speak aloud to him self "you can do this doug I know you can".......Boy this would make a good story telling 101 part two.
 
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pjjjjj

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Doug dropped his shorts, got his handheld mirror and had a big long look at his poor bruised butt. He was intrigued to see it had started to turn a rainbow of colors, from black to blue to green to yellow."This is great!", he thought. "I will be back to normal in no time!"

Just then there was a loud knock on the door. Doug opened it a crack, peeked through, and saw the gentleman who had assisted him with the photography from a few days ago. Doug noticed the stranger had slashes all over his rather large forehead. In fact, his whole head was large. "Hmm, interesting character, kinda Frankensteinish", thought Doug to himself. "Just checking to see if you need any assistance today", said Frankenstein. "Ummm no, but thanks for all your help the other day, I'm going to be fine", said Doug.

Doug quickly dug his brand new size 6 rubber shower thongs out of his bag, put them on his dainty manicured feet, and had the fastest shower he'd ever had in his life. Got dressed, flew out of the truckstop, into his truck, started the engine and bolted out of there as fast as he could. It was then he realized someone was......
 
DougTravels

DougTravels

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in his sleeper bunk, he turned to her and said,"What are you doing in here!." It was a beautifull woman and she said,"Thanks for all of your help with me and Beemer's failed love affair,, but why'd you tell everyone I was your sister, you know I'm not your sister and we could be.........





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aristotle

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The soapbox is for serious topics and much too dignified for "weirdo" stories. Please move them to the general forum where Beemer hangs out. Thanks.
 
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pjjjjj

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DougTravels said:
in his sleeper bunk, he turned to her and said,"What are you doing in here!." It was a beautifull woman and she said,"Thanks for all of your help with me and Beemer's failed love affair,, but why'd you tell everyone I was your sister, you know I'm not your sister and we could be.........
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"...... lovers.. except.. I'm sorry.. I've fallen in love with someone else.. I saw his photograph yesterday and I just knew it was the perfect match!" "Here, I'll give you fuel money if you will just help me find this handsome dandy.. I understand he drives a cargo van and goes by the name of 'Turtle'". "He works undercover for Internet Addicts Anonymous, spreading the word.. here is his picture... let's get movin.... "
 

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