Well, I just hit 34.109 seconds, (without using steroids), and now I'm officially retiring from escapa. It's been a wonderful career of several days, but unlike a great aging prizefighter, I know when to go out on top, and leave the game to younger caretakers.
"Today, I stand here, the luckiest man on earth, (earth, earth). I'll be doing an escapa autograph signing show at the next Expo..lol"