Top 10 Country Songs

[louixo]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few


8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'


6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here


4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger


2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer



And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day

 

[stamp11127]

The #1 song is by the Cherry Bombs......#10 on the list

Amazon.com : Music Sampler

 

[Pilgrim]

Also worth mentioning:

If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?

I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Then A Pretty Boy Sing

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow it All On You)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In The Bed

 

[letzrockexpress]

Never been a husband but I've had a lot of wives...