There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day.
One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his willy.
So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for
his willy which he left sticking out to get some sun.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie"
sticking up over the sand, she began to more it around with her cane. Remarking to the other
lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She replied:
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it
When I was 50, I paid for it
When I was 60, I prayed for it
When I was 70, I forgot about it
Now I am 80 and dang things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!!
One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his willy.
So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for
his willy which he left sticking out to get some sun.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie"
sticking up over the sand, she began to more it around with her cane. Remarking to the other
lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She replied:
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it
When I was 50, I paid for it
When I was 60, I prayed for it
When I was 70, I forgot about it
Now I am 80 and dang things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!!