this morning on the interstate

[louixo]

This morning on the Interstate,


I looked over to my left and there was a


woman


in a brand new


Cadillac


doing 65 mph


with her
face up next to her


rear view mirror


putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away


for a couple seconds


and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,


still working on that makeup.


As a man,


I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;


I dropped


my electric shaver,


which knocked


the donut


out of my other hand.


In all
the confusion of trying


to straighten out the car


using my knees against
the steering wheel,


it knocked


my cell phone


away from my ear


which fell


into the coffee


between my legs,


splashed,


and burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


ruined the ##### phone,


soaked my trousers,


and disconnected an
important call.


##### women drivers!

 

[highway star]

That had to make it difficult to find your radio station.