The world´s thinnest books.

louixo

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You´re sitting around somewhere waiting for the next assignment, you don´t feel like watching TV, so here is a list of things you can get at your local library, for a quick read.
THE WORLD´S THINNEST BOOKS.
20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton
 

mcbride

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All I can say is hahahahahahahahahahahaha....

and maybe Jim Kelly of the Buffalo Bills should be writing the book on getting to the Super Bowl. Very funny, made my day.

-mcbride
 

Doggie Daddy

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macbride, jim kelly had no problem whatsoever getting to the super bowl. his problem was what to do when he got there. :) :) DD
 
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