The Trouble With Outsourcing

[louixo]

The Trouble with Outsourcing

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
I found myself in a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane?*

 

[Pappy]

And I said YES---Another support group just asked me that ---But I'm afraid I'm losing control and this plane I stole from the USAF carrying the mother load of nuclear weapons is about to crash in the middle of Pakistan!

Pappy By the way, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD DAY! x(