moose
Veteran Expediter
They will always make you swap the good loads.
you will always be the first to the swap point.
your favorite dispatcher never in , when you need to get home .
you will get a load home , one day after leaving home .
a load heading home will always take you 27 mil from your 'home radios' .
the same load will pay well on a Fri. , and bad on a Mon.
The APU break down only on Fri. evening .
the truck on Sat. night .
the refrigerator stop working once a year , it is always full when it dose .
same goes for freezing .
there will not be a WalMart across from the Delivery .
the less time you have - the longer the shower line .
your Haz-Mat endorsement will never Expire at the same time as your CDL .
taking a first big bite into a burrito will make the phone ring .
going to sleep will make the QC beep .
it will be a worthless message .
bring it on !
you will always be the first to the swap point.
your favorite dispatcher never in , when you need to get home .
you will get a load home , one day after leaving home .
a load heading home will always take you 27 mil from your 'home radios' .
the same load will pay well on a Fri. , and bad on a Mon.
The APU break down only on Fri. evening .
the truck on Sat. night .
the refrigerator stop working once a year , it is always full when it dose .
same goes for freezing .
there will not be a WalMart across from the Delivery .
the less time you have - the longer the shower line .
your Haz-Mat endorsement will never Expire at the same time as your CDL .
taking a first big bite into a burrito will make the phone ring .
going to sleep will make the QC beep .
it will be a worthless message .
bring it on !
