Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane
in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain
himself
as he ran home and started to tell his mother,
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I
want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story.
"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants
off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that
Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral for women:
*Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!!!*
and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane
in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so interesting that he could not contain
himself
as he ran home and started to tell his mother,
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I
want
to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story.
"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants
off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that
Mommy and
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral for women:
*Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!!!*
