A city slicker and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The city slicker whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.
Then he says to the redneck: "You see how clever we are? You rednecks can never beat that!"
The redneck says to the city slicker: "Watch this, any Redneck is smarter than a city boy, and I'll prove it to ya."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie, which redneck promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Redneck eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"
The redneck says, "Look in the city slicker's pocket!"
Then he says to the redneck: "You see how clever we are? You rednecks can never beat that!"
The redneck says to the city slicker: "Watch this, any Redneck is smarter than a city boy, and I'll prove it to ya."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie, which redneck promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie."
The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Redneck eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"
The redneck says, "Look in the city slicker's pocket!"
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