This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announced to his congregation that he will not renew his contract.
He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up
and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year
and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.
Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
says: "If the Rabbi stays, I'll personally double his salary, and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education's of all his
children!!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you
to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side while his wife replies: "Vell, I just asked mein husband how ve
could help, and he said, " Screw the Rabbi."
He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up
and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year
and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.
Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
says: "If the Rabbi stays, I'll personally double his salary, and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education's of all his
children!!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!"
There is total silence.
The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you
to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side while his wife replies: "Vell, I just asked mein husband how ve
could help, and he said, " Screw the Rabbi."