THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;
open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained about 17 lbs.
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work
on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 In the shower...Sex.
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives driven by super model looking babe.
7:45 Several really cold beers on route to the airport
9:15 Flight in someone's personal Lear jet sent just for you.
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Sex on the way)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Working lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Sex
12:30 Sex again.
2:15 Limo back to airport (sipping all the way on Grand Marnier)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage with happy ending by naked Elle MacPherson (bending
over, naturally)
6:45 shxx, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—nothing on about politics!
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served by two very well endowed waitresses wearing string bikinis..
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba Gold cigar in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game...your team wins.....
9:30 Sex
11:00 Massage with happy ending, and Jacuzzi with with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap and more sex.
11:45 Hit the sack alone.
11:50 Yell "incoming", then rip a 42 second big one, which changes note 4 times, and forces the dog
to whine and leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;
open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained about 17 lbs.
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work
on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 In the shower...Sex.
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives driven by super model looking babe.
7:45 Several really cold beers on route to the airport
9:15 Flight in someone's personal Lear jet sent just for you.
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Sex on the way)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Working lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Sex
12:30 Sex again.
2:15 Limo back to airport (sipping all the way on Grand Marnier)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage with happy ending by naked Elle MacPherson (bending
over, naturally)
6:45 shxx, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—nothing on about politics!
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served by two very well endowed waitresses wearing string bikinis..
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba Gold cigar in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game...your team wins.....
9:30 Sex
11:00 Massage with happy ending, and Jacuzzi with with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap and more sex.
11:45 Hit the sack alone.
11:50 Yell "incoming", then rip a 42 second big one, which changes note 4 times, and forces the dog
to whine and leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
