The people you meet...

AMonger

Veteran Expediter
Bumped into a guy at the truck stop who is wearing a kilt... Or maybe it's a skirt, because it's not plaid. Looks like leather. He's big, bald, and carrying a huge walking stick, maybe to beat people who make fun of his leather skirt. On his bald head, he has a few tattoos, most notably a pair of ram's horns at appropriate places. Well, appropriate if you're a ram.
 

tknight

Veteran Expediter
Just when you think you have sen it all, I held a door open for a lady at a pilot a few weeks back, did a second look and realized this wasn't just any lady, it was a trucker in drag!
 

iceroadtrucker

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Just when you think you have sen it all, I held a door open for a lady at a pilot a few weeks back, did a second look and realized this wasn't just any lady, it was a trucker in drag!
Was she (He) by chance a Snider Driver 45-50 if so I have run across the person u speaking of numerous times. Ret LTCol USAF. 5'11 170LBS SANDISH BLOND HAIR TO SHOULDER, WIRE FRAME GLASSES Worked at Pent IN DC before Retirement. (All Put On) Another college boy finding way not to get the dreded Anthrax shot. hmm.
 
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idtrans

Expert Expediter
I will not mention the expedited company but I saw a vanner in Laredo other day dressed in drag LMAO He was strutting his or her stuff lol. he was at the J. I was in there getting a coffee as I zipped over to get a return load to NW. It was funny the cashier said either thats one ugly woman or a very confused man. I said no clue and no interest in finding out.
 

Streakn1

Veteran Expediter
Ya should have asked the guy in the kilt what was underneath. Hear a lot of them prefer being panties free!!! :p
 

Tennesseahawk

Veteran Expediter
I will not mention the expedited company but I saw a vanner in Laredo other day dressed in drag LMAO He was strutting his or her stuff lol. he was at the J. I was in there getting a coffee as I zipped over to get a return load to NW. It was funny the cashier said either thats one ugly woman or a very confused man. I said no clue and no interest in finding out.

I said, "Hey expediter, take a walk on the wild side." And the FedExers go doodoodoo doodoo doodoodoodoo...
 
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