The Old Man and the Young Man

louixo

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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, blue, yellow....The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter pops, never done anything wild in your life?"


Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Yeah, I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I thought you were my son!!"
 
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