DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE MAD GENETICIST?
A geneticist wanted to be the first person to clone a human. He couldn't
find a volunteer, so he cloned himself. His efforts were successful, and he
was asked to address a conference. When he began to speak, his clone started
swearing. Frustrated, the scientist pushed the clone out a window. The clone
fell to his death. The police arrested the scientist. He was charged with
making an obscene clone fall.
A geneticist wanted to be the first person to clone a human. He couldn't
find a volunteer, so he cloned himself. His efforts were successful, and he
was asked to address a conference. When he began to speak, his clone started
swearing. Frustrated, the scientist pushed the clone out a window. The clone
fell to his death. The police arrested the scientist. He was charged with
making an obscene clone fall.