The living will

[louixo]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room having an intellectual discussion, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and my computer, and threw out my beer.

She's such a witch.....

 

[DougTravels]

HAHA Good 1!

 

[wellarmed]

Have you let her back in yet? that bangin on the door can realy get on a mans nerves, not to mention it's along way to the fridge and you could have her get the chips since she's already up getting you a beer.

 

[jujubeans]

Have you let her back in yet? that bangin on the door can realy get on a mans nerves, not to mention it's along way to the fridge and you could have her get the chips since she's already up getting you a beer.

methinks it's a good thing you're well armed...cuz she just might wanna kill ya!!!