The late Anna Nicole Smith

[greg334]

The passing of Mrs. Smith was a shock, I feel that she did indeed die young. It is more of a shock to hear the media and the kooks out there try to figure out what she died from. For some reason between the retrospect of her successful life, her contributions to the world of entertainment and (I kid you not) her contributions to world peace, I think many miss that she was somewhat of a marginal actress at best.

Well what killed her? Maybe it was just stress of having a bunch of idiots bugging her trying to figure out who the father is of her kid, who knows?

What I have run across so far has been;

• The diet drugs she sold
• Illegal drugs that she took in combination of with the diet drugs
• Because she stopped taking the diet drugs she was selling
• She p*ssed off Bush for not supporting him for reelection and he had her killed (this came from a democrat blog)
• She was killed by Bush and the Saudis because she refused to represent them at the WTO (this came from a Sheehan type blog)
• The royals did the same thing to her as they did to Diane Spencer
• The CIA took her out mistaken her for Bin Laden
• Carl Rove had her killed because she was connected to the democrats (this was from the DNC website ... just kidding)
• The Bush administration had something to do with it because of her ties with some far leftist Central American group
• She was killed because she was a witness against Scooter Libby
• The exiled Cubans had her killed because of her ties to Castro

AND the list goes on.

But what is really bizarre are the men who are coming out of the wood work claiming to be her kid’s father. So far I counted 7 now including Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband. Zsa Zsa by the way is 90.

Just so you all know, I am not the father of her kid. My wife and I have thought of making a claim to cash in but we decided to tell the the media that Oskar our cat is really the father. Why not? my cat would like to be in the spot light for a while.

 

[RichM]

Well I guess the cats out of the bag. I had a one night fling with Anna(not really worth it) and I believe I am the father of the baby girl so I get to manage the 400 million or so.

Unbeliveable BS with all thats going on. Everybody's favorite reporter GERALDO is doing a special on this piece of work Saturday night. I imagine the National Enquirer and the Globe have the headlines in."Anna and Bill Clinton had a shocking afair" and off we go.

 

[LDB]

It very likely was cardiac complications resulting from her diet drugs. Those things are notorious for cardiac involvement.

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[cheri1122]

Given the presence in her room of both prescribed and illegal narcotics, her having been named the day before her death in a lawsuit against Slimfast, depression over her son's recent drug induced death, and her obvious emulation of Marilyn Monroe, my feeling is it was a deliberate suicide. Sad, but maybe now her daughter will have a chance at a more normal life. Once they decide who the poor child's father really is, of course.

 

[highway star]

I was shocked. She sure looked healthy to me.

 

[Broompilot]

Sad, no amount of $ could make her happy.

The list goes on and on, rich celeberties miserable with themselves.

Just goes to show the old tale, Money does not buy happiness. In many cases it only causes problems.

The great Hoax of the Century Lotteries. Ever see an attractive up and comming business executive standing there in a suite and tie or a busines skirt, high heels and a Lexus out side ever buy one? I sure have not, but I have seen a lot of people in 20 year old clunkers spend a fortune on them. So money buys happiness some think instead of hard work and building a fortune one day at a time. Anna unfortunatly fell hook line and sinker. Poor girl what a terrible life when it should have could have been great.

PS I know she is broke, but she cuold have been rich even without marrying $ but by using those talents by knowing how to stay in the lime light she was an expert at that I am not refering soley to her physical appearance.

 

[Dreamer]

One unexplained death in a family... sad.
Two unexplained deaths in a family... little wierd.

Two unexplained deaths in a family fighting over 400 million dollars...........

Just a tad suspicious.





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[Crazynuff]

I'm waiting for Sylvia Browne to make her next appearance with Montel and say she's heard from Anna Nicole and she's happy to be reunited with her son . Y'all are a pretty cold bunch . No words of condolence or prayers for her soul ? (Although it may be a little late for that ) But you're better behaved than that bunch over at dieseltruckresource.com . They got rude and crude . The admin gave them one warning then got disgusted and shut the thread down .

 

[redytrk]

Her death was faked,and she is now living with Elvis, the true father of her child.

 

[Crazynuff]

>Her death was faked,and she is now living with Elvis, the
>true father of her child.
Now we know better than that . She is being preserved for a hearing . Anyone think it odd no funeral arrangements have been announced ? If Stern has her cremated that will be VERY suspicious . Why haven't we heard anything about a will ?

 

[silverdollar]

I think that Al Gore killed her because she was wasting oxygen.