The Koala & the Lizard

[moose]

A koala was
sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a
little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'

The koala
said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little
lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few
joints. After a while
the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to
get a drink from the river.
The little
lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the
river.

A crocodile
saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the
side. Then he asked
the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little
lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the
koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the
river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to
check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the
koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and
said,


'Hey
you!'

So the koala looked down at him and
said,



'Shiiiiiiiiiiit
dude...How much
water did you drink!?'