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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you, Mr.
American, for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I'm Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand an d says, 'Thank you, Mr. American, for this wonderful
America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am
not American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says, 'No, I am from Haiti !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The Haitian lady checks her watch and says, 'Still at work!'
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you, Mr.
American, for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I'm Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand an d says, 'Thank you, Mr. American, for this wonderful
America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am
not American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says, 'No, I am from Haiti !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The Haitian lady checks her watch and says, 'Still at work!'