A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slide
from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for
the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw
her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's
side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she
is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all
they did was say
"Hello"
the blonde begins to slide
from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for
the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw
her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's
side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she
is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all
they did was say
"Hello"
