The Headline Typo We've All Been Waiting For

Turtle

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You just knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.

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jaminjim

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Gee, how would you measure the energy? would it be measured in thru put? what did it collide with? how long before the energy was spent? and finally what was the outcome?

And how large was it? Does size really matter?
 
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Turtle

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This'll probably get me in trouble, but I don't care. Funny is funny. :D


This one's pretty funny, too.
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jaminjim

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This'll probably get me in trouble, but I don't care. Funny is funny. :D

This one's pretty funny, too.
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What's so funny about the second picture other than the two don't have ears? And you might be correct on the first picture
 
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Turtle

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What's so funny about the second picture other than the two don't have ears?
Just a few seconds before our universe was created, is when those guys turned on their hadron collider, implicating that our universe was created in the particle collision that took place in their hadron collider. In effect, the Big Bang occurred a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, in someone's experimental hadron collector.

That's comedy right there. :D
 

jaminjim

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Just a few seconds before our universe was created, is when those guys turned on their hadron collider, implicating that our universe was created in the particle collision that took place in their hadron collider. In effect, the Big Bang occurred a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, in someone's experimental hadron collector.

That's comedy right there. :D
I got the humor, ;) My point was that it really could be that way, who's to say that our universe is really no bigger than a pin point in a larger universe. :eek:

Or would that be a megaverse?
 

Turtle

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Our universe is nothing more than a computer program running on a desktop in someone's office. At the end of the day they'll turn the computer off and go home.
 

RLENT

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Outstanding :D ...... but unfortunately I think that Sister Mary Elephant will be along shortly to put a stop to all the fun .....
 

Moot

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This'll probably get me in trouble, but I don't care. Funny is funny. :D


Looks like you got in trouble. Did you earn any E.O. Naughty Points for the infraction? I picked up 1 last week and it expires 3-27-10 at 9:36 p.m. I can hardly wait until next Saturday at 9:37 p.m.
 

highway star

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Just remember, as I've pointed out before, you can't say Dick Cheney, but you can say Harry Wang.

Whoa!! I stand corrected! It appears you can now say Dick Cheney.
 

jaminjim

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Looks like you got in trouble. Did you earn any E.O. Naughty Points for the infraction? I picked up 1 last week and it expires 3-27-10 at 9:36 p.m. I can hardly wait until next Saturday at 9:37 p.m.

Sounds like you got off easy, Carl Edwards got a three week probation period.

You come off the naughty list on my wife's birthday, so as a favor remind me Saturday morning.
 

Moot

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You come off the naughty list on my wife's birthday, so as a favor remind me Saturday morning.

Will do. I will also post a happy birthday message without any naughty words.

Kim, can a person type Richard Cranium on this site without repercussions?
 

RLENT

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Kim, can a person type Richard Cranium on this site without repercussions?
Well, let's see ...... Dick Head ....

Looks like it's a go ...... :D

But in terms of freedom from linguistic safety features, it doesn't look like we are completely out of the woods just yet - at least as far as our fine feathered friends are concerned: pea****
 
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Turtle

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Two peacoсks walk into a bar...

If Mr. Smith's peaсock lays an egg in Mr. Jone's back yard, who is the rightful owner of the egg?
 
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