A man and his wife were driving home one very
cold night when the wife asks her husband to
stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was
still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly
frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it
warm, and let it go in the morning?”
He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”
“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”
He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice
and warm there.”
“But what about the smell?”
“Just hold its little nose.”
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk
she used to beat him with died at the scene.
cold night when the wife asks her husband to
stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was
still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly
frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it
warm, and let it go in the morning?”
He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”
“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”
He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice
and warm there.”
“But what about the smell?”
“Just hold its little nose.”
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk
she used to beat him with died at the scene.