The First Dumb Blonde Guy joke

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Three construction workers are sitting on the 15th floor, beginning lunch break. The Mexican guy opens his lunch, says "Burritos again! I swear, if I have to eat burritos one more time, I'll walk off the edge!"
The Italian guy opens his lunch, says "Pastrami again! If I have to eat pastrami one more day, I'm jumping too!"
The blonde guy opens his lunch, says "Bologna again! If I have to eat one more bologna sandwich, I'm with you guys!"
Next day at lunch - the Mexican guy opens his lunch, says "Burritos again!" & walks off the edge of the 15th floor. The Italian guy opens his lunch, says "Pastrami again!" & jumps off too. The blonde guy opens his lunch, says "Bologna again!" & jumps off as well.
Reporters rush to the new widows' homes to get the reaction interview. The Mexican's wife wails "If I'd only known - I thought he loved burritos!" The Italian's wife moans "Howza I'm sposed to know - he don't tell me nothin!" The blonde guy's wife says "Don't look at me - he packs his own lunch!" :D
 
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