THE EXPEDITOR SONG
(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillys)
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY BOUT A FAST EXPEDITOR
FLYIN DOWN THE ROAD LIKE A TOP GUN FIGHTER
WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC AND DODGING BIG TRUCKS
KNOWING THAT FAST FOOD IS TEARING UP YOUR GUTS
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
BROKER SAYS THE LOAD IS HOT AND YOU HAD BETTER HURRY
JUST ANOTHER HOT SHOT AND HE DON’T HALF TO WORRY
STOPPING AT THE PETRO FOR ANOTHER TANK OF GAS
BARELY TIME TO TAKE A LEAK YOU’RE ALWAYS HAULING ***
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’RE ROLLING THROUGH TEXAS
85 MILE AN HOUR BLURRING THOSE EXITS
GET TO THE PLANT AND BACK UP TO THE DOCK
FORK LIFT DRIVER SAYS “YOU SHREDDED THAT CLOCK”
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
HE GETS YOU UNLOADED AND YOU FEEL LIKE BAIT
NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT
YA CRAWL INTO THE BACK AND LAYDOWN ON YOUR COT
DANG TEXAS SUN IS ALWAYS MIGHTY HOT
HAULING FREIGHT NEVER LATE
NOW YOU’RE SITTIN AT McDONALDS AND WAITING ON THE PHONE
PRAYING THAT NEXT LOAD GETS YOU CLOSE TO HOME
PHONE DON’T RING FOR HOUR AFTER HOUR
YA SMELL YOUR PITS AND SAY “I THINK I NEED A SHOWER
HAULING FREIGHT NEVER LATE.
(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillys)
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY BOUT A FAST EXPEDITOR
FLYIN DOWN THE ROAD LIKE A TOP GUN FIGHTER
WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC AND DODGING BIG TRUCKS
KNOWING THAT FAST FOOD IS TEARING UP YOUR GUTS
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
BROKER SAYS THE LOAD IS HOT AND YOU HAD BETTER HURRY
JUST ANOTHER HOT SHOT AND HE DON’T HALF TO WORRY
STOPPING AT THE PETRO FOR ANOTHER TANK OF GAS
BARELY TIME TO TAKE A LEAK YOU’RE ALWAYS HAULING ***
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’RE ROLLING THROUGH TEXAS
85 MILE AN HOUR BLURRING THOSE EXITS
GET TO THE PLANT AND BACK UP TO THE DOCK
FORK LIFT DRIVER SAYS “YOU SHREDDED THAT CLOCK”
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
HE GETS YOU UNLOADED AND YOU FEEL LIKE BAIT
NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT
YA CRAWL INTO THE BACK AND LAYDOWN ON YOUR COT
DANG TEXAS SUN IS ALWAYS MIGHTY HOT
HAULING FREIGHT NEVER LATE
NOW YOU’RE SITTIN AT McDONALDS AND WAITING ON THE PHONE
PRAYING THAT NEXT LOAD GETS YOU CLOSE TO HOME
PHONE DON’T RING FOR HOUR AFTER HOUR
YA SMELL YOUR PITS AND SAY “I THINK I NEED A SHOWER
HAULING FREIGHT NEVER LATE.
