70-year old Dave went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "Dave, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and
do you have a good relationship with God?"
Dave replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I
have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done
*poof* the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Dave's
wife. "Ethel," he said, "Dave is doing fine.
Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and *poof*
the light goes on in the bathroom and then when
he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh,no! He's whizzing in the
refrigerator again!"
All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "Dave, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and
do you have a good relationship with God?"
Dave replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I
have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done
*poof* the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Dave's
wife. "Ethel," he said, "Dave is doing fine.
Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and *poof*
the light goes on in the bathroom and then when
he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh,no! He's whizzing in the
refrigerator again!"