Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are exiting the redhead`s house, when the redhead sees her boyfriend off in the distance coming towards them with his arms full of flowers.The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is bringing me flowers again, quick let`s, skip out around back and disappear before he sees us."
The blonde looks quizzically at her redheaded friend and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend??!!
The redhead replies: "I love getting the flowers, but he always has expectations after giving them to me. I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ........."Don't you have a vase???
The blonde looks quizzically at her redheaded friend and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend??!!
The redhead replies: "I love getting the flowers, but he always has expectations after giving them to me. I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ........."Don't you have a vase???