moose
Veteran Expediter
A good old South Dakota boy, Marion, won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
Marion says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
Marion’s brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where Marion is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees Marion in the middle of a big field sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to Marion, "What are you doin'?"
Marion replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from South Dakota bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a.s!"
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
Marion says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
Marion’s brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where Marion is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees Marion in the middle of a big field sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to Marion, "What are you doin'?"
Marion replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from South Dakota bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a.s!"