An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing,
NT, for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because
His cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and
Tells the old drover to put it inside his cheek to spread out
The skin.
When he's finished, the old drover tells the barber that was the
Cleanest shave he'd had in yonks, but he wanted to know what
Would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little
Ball.The barber replied, "It happens, so just bring it back in a couple of days like
everyone else does.
NT, for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because
His cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and
Tells the old drover to put it inside his cheek to spread out
The skin.
When he's finished, the old drover tells the barber that was the
Cleanest shave he'd had in yonks, but he wanted to know what
Would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little
Ball.The barber replied, "It happens, so just bring it back in a couple of days like
everyone else does.
