A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-conked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid garbage and act like a buttwipe. So, He sent me."
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-conked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid garbage and act like a buttwipe. So, He sent me."
