The ATF in upper New-York

moose

Veteran Expediter
AN ATF agent find his way to a Huge,remount farm in up state New York.
after a short while he find the farmer and his wife working one of the fields, and tells them he have a warrant to search the farm.
'fine' said the farmer, 'just stay clear of that hill on the other side of the lake'.
"there is a new gun control law in the state & i have here a signed paperwork instructing me to search the whole farm, and this is what i am about to do", say the agent.
-'fine' replay the o'l farmer, 'but you ain't gonna like it', and returns to his work.
a few hours goes by, then suddenly the farmer hear a loud shout from the other side of the lake, and see the ATF agent running down the hill with a heard of Buffalo's catching up quick.
"the paperwork's" shout back the farmer..."show them the paperwork's"...
 

AMonger

Veteran Expediter
An incarcerated bank robber received a letter from his wife. She said she was having trouble adjusting to doing things by herself, especially all the outside stuff that he used to do. For example, she said, the garden; she wasn't sure when to plant the potatoes, and she was sure she wasn't able to do all the hard work of tiling the soil.
Knowing all his incoming and outgoing mail was read by the guards, he replied, "It's almost time to plant the potatoes, but don't disturb the garden. That's where I hid the money from my last bank job."
A week later, he received another letter from her saying, "Honey, a squad of policemen arrived and dug up the whole garden!"
He wrote back, "NOW it's time to plant the potatoes."
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
The "ATF" "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms" SHOULD be the name of a GREAT convenience store, NOT a government agency! :p (seen on a T-shirt at the machine gun shoot!)
 
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