When Jane initially met Tarzan in the
jungle, she was attracted to him and,
during her questions about his life, she
asked him how he had SEx.
"Tarzan not know SEx," he replied.
Jane explained to him what SEx was.
Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan like knot hole
in trunk of tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have
it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly.
She took off her clothing, and lay down
on the ground.
"Here," she said, pointing ,
"you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her, and kicked her hard in the
crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air,
and screamed "What did you do that for?!"
Tarzan replied, "First, Tarzan check for squirrel."
jungle, she was attracted to him and,
during her questions about his life, she
asked him how he had SEx.
"Tarzan not know SEx," he replied.
Jane explained to him what SEx was.
Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan like knot hole
in trunk of tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have
it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly.
She took off her clothing, and lay down
on the ground.
"Here," she said, pointing ,
"you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her, and kicked her hard in the
crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air,
and screamed "What did you do that for?!"
Tarzan replied, "First, Tarzan check for squirrel."